Kate, Elizabeth, and I came back form our three-week trip to the States exactly 18.4 pounds heavier than when we left. (Kate’s most cited quote was, “Really? More donuts? OK.”)
Yes, our trip was pretty much three weeks of nonstop eating and family. Which is better than this 31-year-old Czech woman who is accused of combining those words in different ways: http://tinyurl.com/6ljqne. You know, the worst part about this (aside from the uncouthness of bringing this up) is the ease of finding that story online. God bless the internet.
Anyway, here’s our story of the States:
But first,
Apart from pulling dogs’ hair and extremities,
Leonardtown
A short visit to Leonardtown started off with Elizabeth meeting this crazy lady who thought it was a good idea to have a baby play with and put in her mouth not just a plastic bag (a known choking hazard) but a plastic bag filled with trash. We later brought
Seeking to flee from this woman as quickly and far as possible,
Also during our time down there, we hung out with some great friends, Kate worked, and I showed Elizabeth how NOT to play Wii tennis, Randy us all the intricacies of Tetris, and Kate (when she wasn't working) tested her "Wii fitness" level to determine she was, in fact, an 87-year-old. She later got her fitness age down to 66. We're very proud of our mom-grandmom.
Although the prospect of going to Alabama conjured up images of strange men on the Chattahoochee commenting on her dad’s purty mouth, she went along anyway because she knew there would be more family down there to ooh and ah her every move. Plus she was excited to go in her first body of water below the
Although most of the trip was spent hanging out with her father, learning all about the wonders of air conditioning, and watching her mom get frustrated at the slow internet connection, she also managed to find an inner tube and make her way into some pretty awesome portraits if I say so myself.
Philly
I had a one-day work trip that allowed us to hang out in the City of Brotherly Love for a night with William Penn (in focus in the background. For the longest time, no building in the city could be higher than his hat).
While in Philly, Kate tried one of the city’s famous artery cloggers from Jim’s on
And, when Kate wasn’t working and
Finally, we were back in the Old Line State for a few days where Elizabeth could relax while pulling brainless bow-wow whiskers, learn Hebrew on Shalom TV (her favorite), and, again, wait for Kate to be done working.
We did manage to get out of the air conditioning a few times. Here she’s sitting with GG watching one of the dogs do a comedy routine about missing every single pop-up thrown at him.