Superheroes invade Brooklyn

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages ... Step right up and read all about it: Superheros Invade Brooklyn. Roughly a dozen caped crusaders were spotted at a late-January birthday party for a three-year-old Bay Ridge boy who at various times went by Peter [Parker], Bruce [Wayne], Clark [Kent], and Henry [unknown]. It was unclear whether the Bay Ridge native invited all the superheroes and their family members to celebrate the completion of his third voyage around the sun or whether they came to enjoy the festivities, which included a delicious birthday cake and entertainment such as watching a grown man blow up two balloons at once. Either way, the visit proved fruitful, as they were able to ward off a timely attack from the evil super villain "Super Bad Guy," who smile belied his shifty, underhanded nature, as was seen by his abnormal hording and throwing of balloons. The party ended with "Super Bad Guy" put into his place and the birthday boy stuffed with cake and snacks.